por Philipp Gühring Sobre el Author: Philipp, que nos envió estas líneas, se encuentra en estos momentos asistiendo al HTL Wiener Neustadt, una escuela técnica superior para Sistemas de Información. Es un fan de Linux y un activo miembro del grupo de usuarios de Linux en Austria. Recalcamos que Philipp simplemente nos envió estas líneas. No sabemos quien(es) fue(ron) el autor(es) original(es). |
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With csh: (~)> cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans (~)> nice man woman No manual entry for woman. (~)> rm God rm: God nonexistent (~)> ar t God ar: God does not exist (~)> ar r God ar: creating God (~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". (~)> [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. (~)> ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. (~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. (~)> make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. (~)> sleep with me bad character (~)> got a light? No match. (~)> man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. (~)> !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. (~)> %blow (~)>blow: No such job. With sh: $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not
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