Philipp Gühring L´auteur: Philipp, qui nous a envoy� ces lignes suit actuellement les cours du HTL Wiener Neustadt, une �cole sup�rieure pour les syst�mes d'informations. Il est un fan de Linux et un membre actif du LUG (Linux User Group) en Autriche.Notez que Philipp nous a juste fait parvenir ces commandes. Nous ne savons pas qui est(sont) l'(les)auteur(s) original(originaux.) |
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With csh: (~)> cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans (~)> nice man woman No manual entry for woman. (~)> rm God rm: God nonexistent (~)> ar t God ar: God does not exist (~)> ar r God ar: creating God (~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". (~)> [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. (~)> ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. (~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. (~)> make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. (~)> sleep with me bad character (~)> got a light? No match. (~)> man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. (~)> !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. (~)> %blow (~)>blow: No such job. With sh: $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not
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